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If you don't know what cinco de mayo is, it's a celebration of Mexico's 1862 victory in battle over France, although France, who previously had not won a war since 1066, later won the war against Mexico. However, since the Mexicans beat the French for this one battle, Mexicans took their cue from the Irish (who don't actually celebrate St. Patrick's Day, from what I can tell). The Mexicans said, "Okay, hey, let's do a pub crawl!!!!!' Except they said it in Spanish. Which makes me wonder why Mexicans would do a pub crawl, seeing as how Mexico doesn't seem to have a lot of pubs, seeing as how it's Mexico and not Ireland. But never mind that now. You should also never mind the fact that cinco de mayo is more widely celebrated here in the States than it is in Mexico.
It's cinco de mayo! Let's get drunk for no reason!
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(n.) a baseball groupie
Has its origins in the baseball film Bull Durham.
Man, that baseball Annie has probably slept with every guy on the team.
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(n.) a baseball groupie
Has its origins in the baseball film Bull Durham.
Man, that baseball Annie has probably slept with every guy on the team.
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(n.) An holiday that's kind of like cinco de mayo, except crazier.
Person A - Do you celebrate cinco de mayo?
Person B - No, I celebrate cinco de loco.
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1. Roughly equivalent of "oh what's his face."
2. an undesirable, as in "you no-good little so and so..."
Person A - I told the same thing to, oh, so and so...
Person B - You did? You no good little so and so!!!!!!!!!!
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The word 'versatifluous' has its origins on my radio show, where I was trying to think of an adjective to describe a local singer, but I blanked on the word and had to make one up; 'versatifluous' is the result. With the help of Jimmy the Milkman (a listener to the show), we came up with the following definition for 'versatifluous.'
versatifluous (adj.) - Extreme intelligence combined with an illicit beauty mixed with 'what your momma gave you' sprinkled with a heavenly voice derived from only the most dynamic melodies with a dash of umph stirred with courage and aspirations with just a pinch of 'she's all that.'
Person A: Have you ever seen so and so?
Person B: Yeah, I went to her concert a few weeks ago. She's a really versatifluous singer, man.
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(adj.) being in a state in which one is utterly and completely unable to distinguish fact from fiction, and is thus obviously and undeniably full of shit.
Most politicians are reality challenged. So are a number of attorneys, as well as most people living in Hollywood.
To use it in a sentence: "That guy is SO reality challenged... that he can't even tell shit from Shinola!"
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