Bag of Dick’s

A take-out order of delicious burgers from Seattle fast-food restaurant chain Dick’s Drive-In.

Honey, let’s skip the dishes and pick up a bag of Dick’s.

Chopsticking

Female self-pleasure using just the fingers. To play with one’s self.

My first date with Cynthia was hot…she’ll be chopsticking herself the rest of the night.

Pearl Harbor

An early morning sexual advance on one’s sleeping partner.

I woke up with morning wood so I Pearl Harbor’d Sally.