When you masturbate while being force chocked by Darth Vader. (no relation to the video game)
I love doing The Force Unleashed
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When you put Bengay all over you penis then having sex and finishing before you have to go to the hospital.
That last Johny Storm was rough I had more stamina than I thought and almost had to call 911.
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when you give a hand job to a male friend face to face while he is giving you a hand job with the opposite hand
He does the criss cross with his brother.
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When you preform sex with two of every animal except unicorns.
I went to preform the Noah's Ark but the zoo would not let me in.
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The act of setting your pubic hair on fire before preforming sexual relations.
Sometime me and my wife like to do the Burning Bush.
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An acronym for a "generic sexual inuendo".
"Thats what she said" is a GSI
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