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the part of the central nervous system that, with some apparent exceptions, is in the cranial cavity of every person's head. If you don't understand this, you are probably one of the exceptions.
Dude, you were so drunk out of your mind you slept with that...?
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Also known as ambrosia (literally "of the immortals" or "food of the immortals"), coffee is a popular beverage well known for its caffeine content. It is commonly used in the morning to help one wake up, but it may be used at any time to help keep one awake. Programmers and gamers use it all the time.
America runs on coffee, which is what dunkin donuts' slogan really means.
it is well-known that a programmer is a machine that turns coffee into code.
A family-friendly way of denoting a defecation incident or the threat thereof. In other words, someone just pooped or needs to badly. It's perhaps most often used by medical professionals, who frequently have to use other codes so code brown just fits right in.
oh boy, looks like we've got a code brown over here. Grab gloves everyone.
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A snowclone to express that someone is either stupid or crazy. The standard format is "a few X short of (a) Y", the idea being that Y is something that, with a few X missing, is not so good, and in the case of a person being compared to such, that something is "missing" in their thought process.
This one in particular has the appeal that fruitcakes involve nuts, thus further solidifying the point that the person is nuts themselves.
Did you see how Bob just flipped out over nothing. Is he having some sort of psychotic break?
Yeah, he seems to be a few apples short of a fruitcake. Might be best to keep our distance.
A maneuver, based on the movie "Legally Blonde", that can be used by females to attract guys. To do one, the subject drops something (possibly an imaginary object) in front of the intended target and, as she bends to pick it up, suddenly snaps up and supports her boobs
In my experience it has a 98% success rate at getting a man's attention AND, when used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation. It's called "the bend and snap."
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a figurative drug (in the same way as imbecilium) that makes the user act like an asshole or even a douchebag.
Whatever you're on to cause you to make these "jokes" and act like a douchebag when you're usually fun to be around must be some pretty powerful variant of imbecilium or ass-crack cocaine
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