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The act of basically inhaling a vaginal belch while munching on some carpet.
Stoney: does your hoe queef when your pounding her?
Big Easy: all the time man. The worst is when she does it when I eat her out.
Stoney: Weâve all had our fair share of queef stroganoff.
Stemming from the premature ejaculation, this is the exact opposite. This occurs after wacking off or banging someone of something and not being able to nut. Several minutes, hours, even days later you randomly fire your juicy load unprovoked.
Big Cheesy: Dude, I don't know what is wrong with me. I am randomly shooting loads in my pants and not able to nut when I hack my wee wee or plow my wife. This ever happen to you?
T-Rex: Nope: You may wan... did you just cum?
Big Cheesy: SEE!!!
T-Rex: You might suffer from overmature ejaculation son.
The female "gunk" that leaks out of the vagina when 2 women with pubes scissor. The vagina lips act as the pasta outlay, the pubes resemble the meat, and the gloopy mess would be the cheese. Vegetarian lezagna occurs when the 2 women are clean shaven (no meat).
Dyke: Its dinner time babe. You ready for some veggie lezagna?
Lesbo lover: Sorry to burst your bubble, but I got a jungle of pubes down there right now. I'm horny as fuck also so do you mind if we have extra cheesy lezagna instead.
While having sexual intercourse with a female in the missionary position, finish inside her. Once you finish, proceed to urinate while you stick your finger down your throat and make yourself vomit as well. Make sure the vomit lands in the goal, "vagina" so that you score the hat trick.
Friend 1: Last night was the tits! I boned a chick and came inside her!
Friend 2: That's it?
Friend 1: What do you mean that's it?
Friend 2: I brought some bitch back from the bar and gave her and scored the Scandinavian Hat Trick bro!
The act of hanging your penis over someone's shoulder as you are ejaculating, simulating a puking parrot. It is also very beneficial to dress the penis up and mutter, "Polly want a cracker?"
Man: I nutted in my girlfriends mouth last night!
Friend: Cool. I pulled out and gave her a puking parrot last night.
The coloration on the toilet paper after a woman on her period wipes after just gets done slurping up some hot semen into her cunt hole followed by a steamy shit and piss parade. After she runs said toilet paper from the tip of her clam meat all the way through the clit canal to the shit covered asshole and pulls it out to look at it, it would resemble the East Timor Flag; white yellow red and blackish/brown.
Big Easy: Breh, be glad your single. I just saw the sickest shit ever, literally.
Tyrant: let me guess, you stood in the kitchen table and crapped right into your dogs mouth and while Colt was chewing on the pipe, steam was oozing out the side of his mouth?
Big Easy: Huh? Nah man my wife is on the rag and I just pounded the ever living Shit out of her for a good 4 minutes. I go upstairs and sitting right in the unflushed potty is the East Timor Flag.
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The surprise piece of corn that gets attached to your penis as you pull out of the anus after having anal sex with a male or female who recently ate corn.
Man: Dude, I boned some chick last night in the ass and when I pulled out, I had a piece of corn stuck to my dick.
Friend: Maybe I should go get you a button nose to go with the corn cock pipe!