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Kayories can come off as a bit cold or distant, but thatâs just their public persona. Deep-down inside, Kayories just want to be loved.
Kayories typically are very serious. She shies away from crowds, instead preferring the company of people she knows. Once she's in school she'll be studious and unlikely to be distracted by silly games or class clowns. She'll still have fun with people she's close to, but usually only at appropriate times.
While her practical side is going to make it so she knows sheâs not making a bad choice, once she chooses, thatâs it. She has the ability to quickly make a decision that sheâs going to be happy with.
"Damn that girl really don't talk to nobody huh?"
"Kayorie? Nah, you just gotta get to know the kid. Once you know 'er, you'll know she's super fun and chill, bro."
"Shoot, if you say so..."
The chronically online version of "chronically online."
Basically, the politically correct way of saying that someone spends far too much time online, thus corrupting their brain with insane people with limited knowledge's takes on social issues instead of listening to people with real-world experience and/or education.
A: "No way that mf just said that it's offensive and non-inclusive to say "y'all" lmaoo, how chronically online do you have to be?"
B: "Errr⦠ACTUALLY, it's extremely online."
A: "Oh God, they got you, too."
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The way dumb attention seekers attempt to spell the dance move, "dabb".
Dumb Attention Seeker: omg like why is a dab still a tr3nd l1ke wtf omg i cant even. tHAt d4nce 1s so dumm.
Me: If you want to complain about a dance move, then at the very least spell it CORRECTLY smh
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Just as the hype over "Damn, Daniel" begins to wear off, the internet has created a new, obsessive trend. It's called The #RunningManChallenge, and is similar to other viral dance trends like the Harlem Shake.
Made popular by two University of Maryland basketball players, Jaylen Brantley and Jared Nickens, the challenge is simple: do a variation of the running man to an old '90s hit song called "My Boo" by Ghost Town DJ's. Though the first video was only posted a few weeks ago, versions of other people doing the dance are starting to spread to the NFL, NBA, and everyone else. The best part? The trend was started by two teens, Kevin Vincent and Jerry Hall.
Check out our favorite videos of the challenge ahead and don't be surprised if when you hear "At night, I think of you," you find yourself doing the running man.
Generic Teen: Hey, man let's do a viral trend!
Generic Teen 2: Sure!
Generic Teen: Okay, let's do the #runningmanchallenge!
Generic Teen 2: I don't see why not.
*My Boo by Ghost Town DJ's plays*
AT NIGHT I THINK OF YOU, I WANT TO BE YOUR LADY. BA-BAY!
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to be 100% straightup with somebody
Person 1: I'm gonna be for real with you I wanna eat the booty like groceries
Person 2: Bro you know we're only 3 days into December chill out
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A scale determining how attractive a female is. One being the worst, ten being the best. Typically utilized in high schools, this causes feminist fury all over the nation.
1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale in action
Girl walks by
Boy: Dayuummmmm dat ass gets a 10, but the face, a 2
Girl blushes
Feminist walks by
Boy: Oooh! Ass: 10, face: 10
Feminist: OMG 1 C4NT B3L13V3 Y0U 1NSULT3D M3 L1K3 TH4T!!11one!11oneone!!1
Boy: I complimented you...
Feminist: OMG G3ND3R R0L3S!1 TH15 15 G01NG 0N MY TUMBLR AND 1NST4GRAM AND ALL MY S0C14L M3D14S S0 1 C4N C4LL Y0U 0UT R4C1ST H0M0PH0B1C L3SB14N H1PST3R1111!!11one1!11one1!!one
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The homosexual version of the phrase hoes before bros. To prioritize your female friends before your relationship with another girl.
Stevia: Gee Christine, I sure love spending time with my new girlfriend Jenny! She is so sweet and strong and caring!
Christine: Gurl, you need to start chillin' with us more often. Whatever happened to hoes before hoes??