Louisiana lemon yogurt

A Louisiana yogurt is when someone uses Expired Yogurt (Greek is fine too)
as lube, and pees into his partners Vagina. During intercourse.

You can turn it into a Lemon chocolate one in one easy step too!

Look at that poor thing, looks like she got

Louisiana lemon yogurt All over.
Her gynecologist quit after that, poor thing.

Latine

It’s LatinX but like less offensive but still stupid looking.

just say Latin(o) for men (Latin(a) for women and refer to the ethnicity as Latino, unless it’s with a feminine topic. Or a singular person or group of women.

Not sorry if I upset any blue haired astros.

Person 1: “hey should I say Latine or Latinx”

Person 2: “Stick to Latin(o/a) it’s rude to change a language just to fit in a few people who don’t wanna be categorized in the first place.

Person 1: gracias, ahora no me estoy apropiando de su cultura para que se ajuste a mis deseos

Person 2: De nada mejor amiga 😄

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dolt

A person who isn’t very bright but is very nice and weird

Don’t tell him but he’s kind of a dolt

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Boomer remover

Boomer remover is a controversial term for Covid-19, used mainly by millennials and Gen-Z or suicidal Boomers, And it’s not an insult it’s a dirty joke, when a millennial says the Term Boomer Remover, not many people actually say it IRL In Real life kinda like eating tide pods, because it’s disrespectful and weird.

Although, some people, the Tidepod eaters of the world

Say it and hope boomers die :|
As “population control” but if you know someone who said this, they are most likely joking.

I caught the Boomer Remover

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Boomer remover

Boomer remover is a controversial term for Covid-19, used mainly by millennials and Gen-Z, And it’s not an insult it’s a dirty joke, when a millennial says the Term Boomer Remover, not many people actually say it IRL In Real life kinda like eating tide pods, because it’s disrespectful and weird.

I caught the Boomer remover

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Am I an idiot?

If you searched this up on Utban dictionary expecting a real answer you are.

This Idoit on their dorky lil nerdy stupid Ahh goofy lookin ass device asked

“Am i an Idiot?” On urban dictionary

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Anime

Anime is an ongoing 2D series featuring Blake Shelton, Elton John & Oprah.

They all fight to stop Simon cowell from having to much cowbell… (Anime’s currency)

If you see you see someone watching anime, make sure you say
“Yaegar Erin”

Referencing a side plot about a guy named one piece who is trying to catch them all…

Another common thing to tell anime watchers is

“I wrote your name in my death note book”

It is how Weebs say I love you…
Death note is a book that grants immortality…

(Also if you wanna make a girl who watches anime happy, tell her that she is a short haired love interest)

They always end up happy with the MC 🥰

Anime is my favorite TV show

You act just like Isabella from Anime.

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