VIPIMP

The absolute best license plate to have. Of course you will have to wear a couple pounds of jewelry and ride on 36 inch chrome to be able to rep this properly.
Stands for Very Important PIMP.

A: yo check that license plate, VIPIMP nigga!!
B: aww that nigga best be stacking paper to the ceiling

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laid back

another word for lazy

D: heyy im soo laid back
B: yeah thats just you being lazy...

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kimmy

Short for the midget despot Kim Jong Il. Used as a nickname for the leader, pronounced (key-mee).

J: US should just nuke kimmy

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mushroom cloud

A mushroom cloud is a distinctive fiery mushroom-shaped cloud of condensed water vapor or debris resulting from a very large explosion. They are most commonly associated with nuclear explosions, but any sufficiently large blast will produce the same sort of effect. They can be caused by powerful non-nuclear weapons like the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb. Volcano eruptions and impact events can produce natural mushroom clouds.

Mushroom clouds are formed by many sorts of large explosions under earth gravity, near the ground. Mushroom clouds form as a result of the sudden formation of a large mass of hot, low-density gases near the ground creating a Rayleigh-Taylor instability. The mass of gas rises rapidly, drawing up a column of additional smoke and debris in the center to form its "stem". The mass of gas eventually reaches an altitude where it is no longer of lower density than the surrounding air and disperses, forming the "head".

Nuclear mushroom clouds are often also accompanied by short-lived vapor rings around the stem, called "Wilson clouds". These are created by the blast wave causing a sudden drop in the surrounding air temperatures, causing water vapor in the air to condense around the explosion cloud's "stem".

Mushroom clouds cannot form after an explosion high in the air, under water, or in space. In space the explosion would be somewhat spherical.

goddammit people a mushroom cloud is a physical phenomenon not a sexual move

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WTF ?!?!?

something you are likely to say after reading a few definitions in urban dictionary.

Nigerian Slam Dance
Bathing multiple hot girls with your sperm, while playing the bongos and speaking in toungues.

WTF ?!?!?

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jamal

The name of 95% of black African Americans.

Teacher: jamal C. stop hitting jamal P. with jamal F's. notebook
Jamal C: i dun no
Jamal L: yo guy
Jamal O: oi oi oi
Teacher: god damn there are a lot of Jamal's in my class

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south side gang

A gang from an extremely amusing movie called "Snitch'd". The synopsis is as follows:

When the South Side Gang and the Cut Throat Mafia start a drug war at a local high school in Santa Ana, CA detective McClure goes undercover to investigate the brutal murder of a young Latina student. The gang members are the key suspects but nobody is talking. And as McClure continues to dig for answers, it becomes clear that the two gangs are fighting for territory - and nobody is getting in their way.

The cover shows a huge spic thug with a gun, however the movie itself is just terrible.

south side gang: yo we from the South side OG yo
viewers: wtf, this movie is terrible, the cameraman's cell phone just rang...

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