your mamma

the ultimate comeback. everyone uses it. even me. it can be used manya ways. as in.

Wow your really ugly! (A)
Oh yea! your mamma! (B)

Can i burrow your notes? (A)
No way! (B)
Oh yea your mammas so dumb! she sits on the tv and watchs the couch!(B)

I hate you! (A)
Well your mammas so old, i told her to act her age, and she died!!! (B)

whoa, i just gave an example up there. ok. cool.

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head monster

Now, now...lisagirl. These aren't very 'Christian' thoughts. What would Jesus Do, Hmmmm? When you think about these girls giving head to the basketball team, do you touch yourself? Can you not wait to get home and let your fingers do the walking all over your tender pink bud?

Oh, Oh, Jesus, Jesus...that feels SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOD!!!!! MMMMM

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dress

A thing that a girl wears in the summer so she'll get all the hot guys. mostly really short dresses

wow! look at that pretty dress! i wanna date that girl!

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fuck a duck

"fuck a duck" the tune to row your boat.

Fuck fuck fuck a duck,
Screw a Kangaroo.
Finger an Orangutang,
Orgy at the zoo.

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nadda coherrent

this is a word for if you cant hear someone or you just dont understand them.

hey mike!
wat?
you dfljetijfgjfgjm
nadda coherrent man.

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marilyn manson

not a goth! more like the tammy-mosher god that thinks there goths!
i did like him up intill 'the golden age of grotesque' then he became popish mainstream shit...

tammy mosher 1 - ooooooh, i just love personal jesus, its so heavy metal...btw, i have that busted album you wanted to lend..
tammy mosher 2 - ooooo, i love manson! hes so goth....ooooo busted! heavy metal!!!!

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futurama

An excellent animated comedy based in an off-the-wall future world. Created by Matt Groening, the legendary creator of The Simpsons. Better than Family Guy, and DEFINITELY better than King Of The Hill.

"Today was a great day, because my Futurama Season 2 Box Set arrived in the post"

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