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Male impotence; failure to achieve an erection. Classically blamed on a failure to buy pegs or lucky heather many years ago.
"Sorry love, I've got the gypsy's curse. It's like trying to get toothpaste back in the tube."
23π 208π
A television. So named because its function is to deliver crap into your living room.
"Put the shit pump on, love. It's time for "Celebrity Big Brother" again."
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Rear lights for a car which incorporate separate coloured lenses for each lamp (e.g. tail, indicator, stop) with the rest of the cluster given a mirrored finish. First used by Lexus on the IS200 model and since copied by Mazda on most of its cars and chavs on low-rent vehicles such as Saxos and Corsas. Probably the fastest way to ruin a perfectly good supermini.
Lexus have wisely dropped this style of light from their new IS250.
Man, I gotta get me some of those Lexus lights for my chavmobile.
22π 4π
Terminally po-faced, miserable, humourless. A term famously used by former Australian Prime Minister Paul Keating to describe former PM Malcolm Fraser.
"You look like an Easter Island statue with an arse full of razor blades."
18π 10π
Descriptive of a woman with a particularly wide mouth, such as Julia Roberts or Calista Flockhart.
"OK, she's no oil painting, but one look at that three dick gob and I go weak at the knees".
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A turd so large that it contacts the bottom of the U-bend while still emerging from the unfortunate crapper's anus, causing him/her to be literally jacked up off the seat. There is a particular risk of manjack when using toilets of the curious German or Austrian design, which have the U-bend at the very front of the pan and a shallow "deck" for inspection of stools.
"How long are you going to be in there?"
"Sorry, got a bad case of manjack and I've run out of toilet paper".
13π 11π
Precisely the same as turtle's head. To be in need of an imminent dump.
I'd love to stay and chat, but I've got a mole at the counter and he isn;t going to wait!
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