IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers

Something also known as an internal and external killing device. It will hurt you.

teacher: Homework is on the board
Student: eugh, homework
teacher: it's not bad, it's just J.1-12 on IXL
Sutdent: *runs out of classroom and hops the fence* HEY! BILL! Good luck on that IXL homework that gets assigned by teachers!!!!!!!!!!

studying

a mash-up of the words 'student and dying'

"Did you hear what happened to the student who was studying?"
"No-"

"He died the next day."

"Why?"
"They say he was studying...."

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This can also be known as 'you are in class and you are absolutely f***ing bored'. When you hold the shift key and the option key on a MacBook and you run your finger along the keyboard left to right.

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assassination

An ass that murders you.

Someone: Hey dude, did you hear, something is doing assassination, its not a person
Someone else: dam, that must be the ass going round town.

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When you hold the 'option' button on a MacBook and you drag your finger left to right on your keyboard whilst trying not to press the tab, caps lock, shift, delete, or return button.

friend- "Man, dude, I'm so pumped for tonight's game!"
me- "`¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠«‘“πøˆ¨¥†®´∑œåß∂ƒ©˙∆˚¬…æ÷≥≤µ˜∫√ç≈Ω"
friend- "are you- ok?"