Lake

A person who thinks he is better than everyone else, yet self-conscious of himself, since he has an extremely small dick; synonymous with douchebag , jackass, tool, and prick

Katie: So, why did you and Tommy break up?
Claire: Because he was a Lake.

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Deformed pinkie

A very small dick. At one's first sight, looks like a pinkie that has been slammed into the door.

Emily: When I first saw Jason's dick, I thought it was a deformed pinkie!