rip a new asshole

1. to have words with, to reprimand, to set the reord straight, to “own” (a figurative threat)
2. to whoop somebody (semi-literal threat)
3. what a bad mofo does who intends to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)
4. what the other guys do to you when you drop a bar of soap in the shower in prison

I told my son that I was going to come after his wife for disrespecting my mother, to rip a new asshole if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised us.

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rip a new asshole

1. to have words with, to reprimand (a figurative and hollow threat)
2. mofos who intend to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)

I scolded my son and said that I was going to come after his wife and rip a new asshole for disrespecting me and my mother if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised.

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pull an "ugly betty"

to bring a breath of fresh air and fresh style to Madison Ave.; to take Madison Ave. by storm, and thereby taking America (the country) by storm just like the televison show "Ugly Betty" is taking the ratings by storm. By taking TV ratings by storm, thereby influencing Madison Ave. by storm, thereby storming America.

It is so cool, and about time, to see someone like America (the actor) pull an "Ugly Betty" on Madison Ave.

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