Blue Salad

noun.
1. When a man jizzes on his hand and smears all over a woman's face before licking it all of amd spitting it into her vagina.

Brad: Hey I really like that chick, but she did something weird last night
Mark: What? She said you weren't ugly? Haha!
Brad: Fuck you dude. No. We were hanging out and she told me to give her a blue salad.
Mark. Fuck dude. You gotta keep her. She a freak.

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