droughted

to feel thirsy or dehydrated

"Man, I need a drink. I feel so droughted!"

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sprunk

made at beatstreet, sprunk is the act of gettin crunk off of srpite... made originally by brett kaz and shane p

mmm son... this shit can get me sprunk in a jiffy!

Wow, he must be really sprunk because he just got with that thick chick over there!

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domp

domp is a variable it can be substituted for anyone and anything

i just domped him up the domp

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cum muffin

A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.

"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"

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flabber

A big floppy dick without a tip.

Cassie didn't enjoy Richard's flabber.

Because Richard had a flabber, he could not feel anything while he was having sex, rendering him useless to the human race.

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Yichard

A short, dorky guy that is commonly victimized by Puffalumps, and almost always deserves it

Yichard needs to be attocked

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WHUTA

Wild Hair Up The Ass.

1. A painful, unexpected situation.
2. A jerk who is more trouble than he/she is worth.

Finding out the electricity was still connect to the exposed wire was a real WHUTA moment.

I hope John isn't coming with us, he's a complete WHUTA.

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