Kickstand

(aka ks) A penis that is so big that it makes his legs looks small and skinny

Example I:

There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I had to posted up on my kickstand until I got one.

Example II:
SCENE: Crowded Public Bus
(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)

Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand

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kickstand

(aka ks) A penis that is so big that it makes his legs looks small and skinny

Example I:

There weren’t any open seats at the bar, so I posted up on my kickstand until I got one.

Example II:

SCENE: Crowded Public Bus

(A petty lady steps onto the bus and a gentleman sees her approaching.)

Gentleman: Would you like a seat? I can rest on my kickstand

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man cunt

Derogatory term for man pussy (i.e., gay man’s butt)—used to offend.

Example I:

Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.

Roommate: WHAT? That isn’t me.

Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has crap and dried cum in it.

Example II:

SCENE: Gay club
(Patron walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannies’ salad in the handicap stall.)

Patron: Look at you—lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong and chaps. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?

Cowboy: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. GO AWAY.

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man cunt

(noun)
Derogatory term for man pussy (i.e., gay man’s butt)—used to offend.

Example I:
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: Came across your ad on Craigslist, the one about rim jobs.
Raul: WHAT? That wasn’t me.
Disgruntled Flaming Roommate: WHATEVA. That explains why your goatee always smells like man cunt and has shit and dried cum in it.

Example II:
SCENE:Gay club
(Raul walks up to bar—parched—from tossing some trannie's salad in the restroom stall.)

Raul: Look at you lookin’ all sexy wearin’ nothin’ but a thong, chaps and cowboy boots. How about I put on a saddle, and you ride me all night?
Gay bar patron: EEWWW. Your breath smells like man cunt. Go away.

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smash

verb

To thrust—as hard as physically possible—your partner while having sex (i.e., pussy, anal and mouth).

Example I:
Rugged Rod smashed her so hard that her head went through the wall and she couldn’t walk for a few days.
Example II:
Her face got smashed so hard that she couldn't breathe.

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closet-hobby

A hobby that makes one feel ashamed or embarrassed.

Who would have know that badboy's closet-hobby was writing poetry?

yabadself

Slang for yourself. It means your bad self.

Hood: What ya doin' wit yabadself?

Upstart: Law school.

Hood: WORD.