League of legends player

A fat unemployed 25 year old loser who sits on his ass all day living in his parent’s basement that smells like dog shit and farts all while playing the same disgusting “league of legends game”. His diet consists of pizza and sodas. This so called “gamer” is too fat and lazy to touch grass or even get up to go to the bathroom. He sleeps in his broken chair (broken because he’s so fat) and in his sleep he dreams about his dad loving him.

XxLoLballs69420xX is a League of legends player who has ligma

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Bass Guitar

The best instrument to ever exist. Has 4 strings and is 1 octave lower than a guitar.

I play the bass guitar for the school band.

Eggplant

#1 The emoji 🍆(used to symbolize a penis)

#2 The food

#1 a poll was made: 🍑 or 🍆
#2 The recipe for eggplant parmesan is: Put cheese in bowl put eggplant cook fun fact: Suck chew lick the eggplant

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bofa

a deez nuts joke; confusing people with boba

bofa deez nuts in your mouth

1👍 2👎

Brodo

To be missing articles of clothing

When I go into the shower, I'm completely brodo

curry

an awful indian food that makes you fart and shit

ballin like curry

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Nuts

#1 Food
#2 Balls

#1 I ate some tasty nuts the other day yum i love pistachios

#2 frick dang bich I got hit in the nuts with the soccer ball!!!!