salt lamp

when someone doesn't wear socks but knows they are doing physical activity for multiple hours of the day.

he forgot to wear socks he's such a fucking salt lamp

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the burrito

when you and your homie try to become a human burrito with one blanket, in an empty house at 12:44am. the idea is to roll together and become one burrito.

bro let’s do the burrito.