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Auston Matthews

An overrated piece of shit that seems to be made of glass because he always gets injured and takes so long to recover. Matthews is the only thing leaf fans can brag about and they always compare him to Laine even though Laine is so much better.

fuck Auston Matthews

man Auston Matthews is garbage

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018

13👍 58👎


Jacob Trouba

Jacob Trouba is an american defense man who currently plays for the Winnipeg Jets, he's #8 and can usually be seen on the top defense line. Trouba is a surprisingly physical player with amazing defense skills and the ability to get points. Unfortunately it's looking like he might not sign with the Jets this summer which would really hurt the team, but many agree that he might be asking for to much. Whatever the case, hes still an amazing player

person1: "Dude Jacob trouba had a solid game yesterday"

person2: " I agree, let's hope that he signs with us again this summer"

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu March 8, 2019


Patrik Laine

Right wing, number 29 of the Winnipeg Jets. He was drafted first round second overall in the 2016 NHL draft. Fan voted best beard in the league, PS: he's the GOAT

Laine>Matthews

Patrik Laine is the GOAT

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018

8👍 5👎


Nic Petan

Nic petan is the goat

nic petan is the goat

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018

3👍 1👎


Nikolaj Ehlers

Nikolaj Ehlers is a Danish hockey player, #27 he plays left wing for the Winnipeg Jets. Nikolaj Ehlers is a phenomenal player and is extremely underrated by fans around the league. He's kinda the G.O.A.T and has one of the funniest on and off ice friendships with fellow Jet Patrik Laine. Nikolaj Ehlers is one of the best players the Jets have today, he's an amazing goal scorer and can make beautiful paces. The Jets need to make sure he stays on that team

Nikolaj Ehlers was on fire last game

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu March 8, 2019

1👍 1👎


Gay

Kody Evan Ocko-kurarz

kody is gay

by efuheuvgfnerui fnjehjfiejifedu December 20, 2018