Simple Plan

Attention all preps, attention all preps. Humans (a very interesting species of life capable of intellect, unlike the zombie-like preppies)do not like Simple Plan for two reasons: their musical artistry is below average at best and worse, they are popular, indicating the eventual downfall of humanity. You preppies and punk/skater posers need to understand that MTV is taking a giant shit on you and you lick it up like ice cream. Its quite disturbing to see other quasi-life forms indulge themselves in what is essentially raw sewage. But then again, its a bit amusing...

Simple Plan maintains a complex thought process behind their songs: play simple-minded music and simple-minded beings will buy it, i.e. preppies.

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street sweeper

Slang for a type of shotgun that is drum fed, consequently ammo capacity is a bit larger that any other shotgun.

Street sweepers (in pertinence to firearms) are NOT submachine pistols or any other non-shotgun type firearm.

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hater boys

Term used to describe police officers

Oh shit! Its the hater boys! Get the fuck out of here!!

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The Catcher in the Rye

A novel which many people of the world should avoid reading, as they simply would not understand the meaning of the word "phony", a word which is repeated several times throughout the book.

I thought about being a catcher in the rye, but I don't really like people that much so I thought I'd just let them fly off the cliff.

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belligerent

Inebriated. You know, drunk off your ass. Drunk enough to fuck tub girl (while she's in her famous "pose"). Drunk enough to chain smoke an entire pack of cigarettes and then immediately forget that you've even had any. Very, very, very, very, very drunk.

Uh oh. Looks like he's already belligerent.

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Halo 2

Something that abruptly halted any interest in the outside world. In this game, I saw a balance so pure it erased all meaning of many things I once considered significant. This game has now become my world.

Call me a loser. Tell me I have no life. I'll show you how much I care.

Halo 2 is awesome.

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Joan of Arc

French woman existing during the late Medieval era with purported abilities to articulate holy messages and warfare manuevers via liaison with a spiritual entity heavily favoring France at this particular time. Contemporary theories maintain Joan as shizoprenic.

I wonder if Joan of Arc was hot.

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