GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000

a blowjob.

"guess what I caught ___ doing?"
"What?"
"I saw ___ giving our gym teacher a GLUG GLUG GLIZZY 3000!"
"Oh wow."

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HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

its just a HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

wow, look at my brand new HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 All-in-One Wireless Printer, HP Instant Ink & Amazon Dash Replenishment ready (T0F29A

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OK BOOMER

Boomer is a generation (i think)

karen: i will call the manager if u dont give me ur pet rock NO-
me- OK BOOMER

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Cancer stick

another word for Cigerettes!

Person 1: "My aunt died because she wouldn't quite smoking that damn cancer stick !"
Person 2: "My grandma did as well!"
Person 3: "How tragic! I'm still trying to get my uncle to quit!"

vagina

a mans favorite meal

'wow this vagina tastes so good' he said

Juul

short cut to cancer

Yesterday I got a Surgery because i juuled too much

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