Toaster

toasters are a famous invention most commonly used for bathing, making toast/waffles/pancakes/toaster stroodles/pop-tarts/forks. (note that if your gender is bread then you most likely are into toasters, literally)

Mario-"you know what they say. all toasters toast toast."

chicken nuggets

a wonderful dish for all

Fuck my sister stole my chicken nuggets! Now i'm sad. :'(

Oompa Loompa Thot Slayer

the oompa loompa thot slayer is a rare breed of oompa loompa that can only be made when a oompa loompa mates with a reese. It's purpose it to slay a thot that dares to walk into willy's gay hous- i mean chocolate factory.

Oompa Loompa Thot Slayer- "Oompa Loompa, doopidy doo, you are a thot so begone do you
Thot- *get hacked into millions of little peices*

5👍 1👎

Fault

Yours.

It's your fault.

4👍 2👎

Strawberry Ice Cream

A really gay guy who can out of the closet since birth. They usually play hard to get and flirt with men. Sometimes wears a hot pink fuzzy scarf. loves the cock. Also hella sassy

Strawberry Ice Cream

2👍 5👎

Walking Gun

A gun gearbox decided to add to borderlands 3. also known as "a gun with legs". probably gonna be the best gun in borderlands.

everybody gansta till the gun starts walking.
walking gun

Charged Shoot

the act of holding you finger over your penis hole and letting your penis fill up with urine

Bilbo: Charging up
Cack: nnnoooo
Bilbo: PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Charged Shoot, cack