Trumpitis

Noun | Trump-eye-tis |

An unknown, deadly disease that was discovered on November 9th, 2016. Exposure to Trumpitis includes smaller, shrunken hands, bleached hair, and orange skin. Other side effects include nausea, vomiting, grabbing people by the genitals, depression, and the eagerness to build a wall. There is currently no cure to Trumpitis.

However, researchers and scientists predict that the disease will disappear after a new U.S President is elected.

Person 1: Oh shit! My skin has gone completely orange!

Person 2: Dude, I think you have Trumpitis. I told you not to go near
that Trump supporter.

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ugliest person

ugliest person is the worst thing to be named.

dude ! look its Luke the ugliest person!

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Sweat

Another word for a Try-Hard.

Sweats constantly try to excel past their expectations, when in reality they always fall short. They constantly fail at achieving their goals to the point that they're sweaty and angry. That's why they're called sweats.

Person 1: HOW THE FUCK DID THAT BITCH KILL ME?!?! I HAD LEVEL 3 ARMOR AND A PUMP SHOTGUN! FUCKING HACKER!
Person 2: Calm down, dude. Quit being such a fucking sweat. Maybe you're just not that good at the game.

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