first kiss

the numero uno kiss with a new woman, usually la creme de la creme, the best that there is

My first kiss with Nancii was so great that I darn near fainted; after that, I couldn't get her out of my mind even a year after we split.

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fistula

a fistula is any type of necrotic hole from one thing to another on the body. Like a bladder to anal fistula, or vaginal to anal. Each more disgusting than the last.

Jesus, that guy had a fistula so bad, that whenever he tried to have sex, he shat out his dick.

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magic wand

the Hitachi Magic Wand is a clitoral stimulation vibrator that plugs in (no batteries, good for the environment, and you won't run out of power at the critical moment !)Mentioned on "Sex in the City" and known as "The Cadillac of Vibrators", this is perhaps the world's most popular vibrator.Its strong vibration makes it an unfailing friend in masturbation, and its symmetrical shape makes it a natural for partnered, face-to-face fun.For women who are looking for their first orgasm, the electric vibrations will awaken a slumbering clitoris very effectively. The Wand provides strong, steady stimulation.It's a must for postmenopausal women who are beginning to lose interest in sex.Two speeds, spongy head (about the size of a tennis ball)
Size: 12" long, the head is 2 1/2" in diameter.

After a 12-hr shift she liked to crawl into a warm bed with her magic wand resting on her snatch.

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rig bag

someone who is constantly bitching about something; derived from the language Jag

"Quite being a damn rig bag all the time you little douche."