cheekmuahs

giant kisses on the cheek

1. After my boyfriend bought me my favorite movie, I gave him lots of cheekmuahs.

2. person one: *hug*
person two: *cheekmuahs*

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Philps

a joint that has more tobacco in it than marijuana. it is the opposite of a "spliph" (a joint with tobacco).

"holy shit that's a fat philps!"

"we're so damn poor we had to roll a philps."

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R. Kelly

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.

"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."

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cockazoid

-An inept, foolish, or contemptible person.

-Male sex organ.

-penis.

"Do you want to see my cockazoid?"
"You are the biggest cockazoid I've ever met."

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jeenyus

a person who thinks they are smart, and does not know how to spell worth a shiznit!lacking brain power, and a spell checker

boy:hey gurls!im a jeenyus!
girls:oh yea?how do you spell it?
boy:j-e-n...uhhhhhhm, i don't know.
girls:OMG WHATEVER!*walk away*
boy:*cries*waah...

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washed

so fucking high you are pretty much dead. Usually comes at the end of the high and results in sleep

no man, im too washed. i got to go home.

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Goulais

Derived from the loser people that live in Goulais (a very hick area outside of Sault Ste Marie) it mean to suck. As in to be no good. hick-ish.

That party was so goulais.
Whatever, forget him, he's too goulais.

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