hot cheetoes

(n.) the basic food source of all fat maxicans. you can tell an addicted vato by the signature red stains on the fingers, lips, and sleeves.

yo couse. go down to tha cowna sto an buy me sum hot cheetos widt this 25 cent.

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UHF

poor-man's cable.

kid: dad im tired of fox, abc, nbc, cbs, upn, and the w-b. can we get cable?
father: no son, just turn on the uhf.

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toji

a little skinny radioactive jap bastard with over 3 gigabites of hardcore porn on his comp.

Toji masturbates incessantly

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bangs

good, unigue fighting moves

"I got enough bangs to take you down!"

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cos

a term in persian for pussy

Your mom's cos is so hairy that it looks like a jungle.

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Good Times

1. a catchy phrase to complement great/humerous moments.
2. an imperturbable and reserved way of expressing delight in ones actions.

hahahahahaha, sigh... good times.

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Elevator music

The shnazzy music that plays in elevators, supermarkets, cheep family restaurants, amusement park lines, and the YMCA's men locker room. Useually jazz or clasical.

*muffled* doo doo di doo doopidy doo.

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