drumline

most talented, crazy, fun, and exciting people in the band. typically not your typical band geeks. these guys are normally drummers in rock/punk bands or even in some cases produce rap beats (i do both). most often not a loser and has friends. a lot of them are also athletes. these great people CAN read music. so fuck woodwind players. these people also hate their conductor because conductors blame all their problems on the drums. lastly the group that tends to have the most people kicked out of the band dude to excessive crazyness or smoking weed in the porto pottys.

u hear johnny got kicked out of band for walking out of class when the conductor yelled at him?

too bad he was a big part of the drumline.

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shot put

the anti-track sport because it requires no endurance whatsoever. most guys on the shot put team are football players who get bored in the spring or football players that can't cut it in baseball any more.

dude nick just threw 52'6. hes going to the state finals for shot put.

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get-r-done

larry the cble guy's catch phrase. it kind of means lets do this, or go for it. but it is said in a much funnier way.

"this woman i met at a party said shave me, i said all right get-r-done!" but the next thing ya know i was shavin her back.....

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paul mccartney

talented, yes. overrated,yes. best song writer ever, no.

paul mccartney was known really as the lead beatle. though to common misconception, the best beatles songs were actually written by george harrison, not mccartney or lennon. paul also was known to pass on good ideas. I.E "while my guitar gently weeps". mccartney said it would never make the record and that it would be a mistake to record it. Harrison prevailed and got eric clapton (see god for more on eric) to play on the track. While my guitar gently weeps is known to lots of beatles fans as the best beatles song ever written.

paul mccartney is an over rated songwriter, still very good though.

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white sox

southside baseball team from chicago. won the world series in '05 but still no one shows up to their games. they make jokes the cubs corking their bats but didnt albert belle cork his shit when he was on the white sox? thats what i thought.

hey the white sox won the world series in 05.
how come no one comes to the cell?
because its in the middle of the projects
oh i see, wanna go to wrigley?
sure!

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Mila Kunis

portrayed Jackie Berhnardt on that '70s show and does the voice of meg griffen on family guy. super sexy.

dude mila kunis is fucking hot.

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columbine

what happens when assholes treat people like shit. sadly enough the world hasn't learned a damn thing from this and most likely never will.

columbine was the result of two kids who were reduced to nothing on a daily basis.

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