nipple ball

the natural phenomena occuring in teen males roughly between the ages of 13-17. the said phenomena occurs when the male nipple and the immediate area behind it develops a hard tissue in the form of a ball, sans "Nipple Ball." this "ball" generally stays for the duration of puberty and is extremely sensitive to touch, especially titty twisters, which in some cases, have been known to cause cancer in men with nipple ball. if you are affected by nipple ball, keep them safe at *ALL* costs.

*Note: Nipple Ball generally affects 1 nipple far worse then the other, but still occurs in both.

Toby: Hey, what the fuck is this hard thing on my nipple? It hurts like a mother fucker when I touch it.

Gomez: That's called Nipple Ball you twat! Now watch this as I titty twist it and effectively end your chances at ever procreating.

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pwned

Unlike the other people who have posted definitions that are ridiculous, do not have substantial backing, or are simply mis-informed, I will give the complete definition of what "pwned" means.

1. The origins of "pwned" are debated but there is ownly one possible source:
a. When playing a first person shooter game online, and you find yourself with no ammunition left in your primary weapon, you find yourself having to switch to your secondary weapon, aka your pistol. Being heavily outmatched versus an automatic weapon, when the player with the pistol kills the automatic weapon user in convincing fashion, it is usually followed by a string of text "Pwned!" meaning, 'Pistol-Owned.'

P is for Pistol? Get it.

My PDW ran out of ammo so I pwned that nigga with my Glock 9mm.

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grubadelphia

Grabbing grub (food) in the city of Philadelphia.

"I'm going to get my grubadelphia on at Geno's Steaks."

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Aviators

Term for a type of sunglasses popularized by Vietnam-era helicopter pilots. However, in modern day, Aviators are usually only worn after consuming an immense ammount of alcohol and entering into "Tucker Max" stage of innebreation.

I was fucking blasted off of Red Bull and Vodka last night. Then I put my Aviators on and started working game with the ladies.

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chinchillen

the act of feeling incredibly chill, mellow, without a worry in the world. usually used as a response to the question, "how you 'chillen?" a few minutes after smoking a bowl, joint, bong, blunt, chillum, or any other device for smoking marijuana.

Tony: "Yo Bob, how you chillen?"
Bob: "Chinchillen."

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nugato

nugato (pronounced: "new-gah-tow")

slang for pot, specifically when you have some kb/headies that come in nice "nuggets."

tony: yo, you got that nugato?

montana: yah steve, roll an L

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makin' a play

To pull off a drug deal.

Jamaal - "Yo Willis, I'm makin' a play right now with Carmello. I'll hit you back."

Willis - "1."

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