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An alternative pronunciation of âassfaceâ, when you donât want an assface to know you are calling them as such. Here the âcâ in âassfaceâ is pronounced âcheâ, as in Italian.
That guy Ryan looks like he has a butt for a head. But I donât want to insult him, so I just refer to him as an ahhsfache.
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An intense weather event where the skies open up and a giant ass shits all over the place. This can cause huge deluges of shit and flooding, basically turning the landscape into a gigantic unflushed toilet.
Yesterday the skies turned a strange shade of brown and thunder, lightning and shit came raining down in a huge poopstorm.
When you spread your ass cheeks for all the world to see and push out a turd part way so your ass looks like a cyclops with a big brown eye.
I felt a crap on deck so I decided to do a cycraps for my friends. They still have nightmares from it.
An alternative pronunciation of âasswipeâ. Taken from an old SNL sketch with Nicolas Cage, where a soon-to-be father is struggling to find a name for his newborn son, worrying that any name would be made fun of by his sonâs peers. It is later revealed by a telegram delivery man at the door that the fatherâs name is âAsswipe Johnsonâ. Mr. Johnson promptly corrects him saying âthatâs OSSWEEPAY!!!â
Knock at the door: âTelegram for Mr. & Mrs. Asswipe Johnson!â
Asswipe Johnson: âThatâs Ossweepay!â
1) When you take a shit in a glass of soda pop.
2) An old Alka-Seltzer ad campaign.
Stan needed to take a crap badly, but there was no toilet nearby. He improvised with a bucket and 2-liter of Pepsi. He ended up with a Plop Plop Fizz Fizz.
1) a bariatric surgery performed for rapid weight loss on severely obese people.
2) A bariatric surgical mishap where the surgeon mistakenly connects your esophagus to your ass and you end up shitting and farting out of your mouth.
Steve had gastric bypass surgery last year. Heâs lost 200 pounds and looks great, except for the fact that he now has to stick his head in the toilet to poop.
A visible bubble that appears from your ass when you fart.
Mickâs girlfriend was horrified to see a big gasblob appearing from his ass after a massive expulsion of gas. She said âit looks like your ass was chewing brown bubblegum againâ.