full body massage

A legal way to advertise a massage which ends with the man receiving a hand job.

A full body massage costs 40 dollars for half an hour.

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cum face

A girl who enjoys having her face ejaculated on.

She likes it when you pull it out and shoot all over her face.

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roger

To have sexual intercourse with a woman. The act of inserting ones penis into the vagina.

I rogered that whore in the alley behind the pub last night.

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Wal-mart

A store which out sources Canadian and American jobs to third world countries in order to sell cheap merchandise to third world refugees in Canada and America.

We're going out of business, a Wal-mart opened in our city...

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yank

Short for Yankee, someone from the N.E. United States (mainly New England).

I met a Yank from Connecticut.

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ndp

A political party in Canada supported mainly by welfare recipients and idealist students. They are out of touch with true Canadian values and will often pander to the desires of any minority group in order to get a vote.

Any self respecting Canadian would not vote for the NDP.

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Canadian Football

Canadian football is very similar to American football. The main difference is that with Canadian rules there are only three downs. Canadian football is also played on a wider field and has one man more on the field than American. On offence there are two slot backs rather than a tight end. A field goal is also a live ball in Canadian football and can be returned for a touchdown if missed.

Canadian and American football are the greatest sports in the world. Love the gridiron!

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