certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed

"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.

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nainai

To go to sleep fo little keeds. Pidgin English Origins

You like go nainai, wit me? naked.

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Hot Topic

stupid store that sells useless pins, spikesand pants that are worn 12 sizes too big.where punks goths and other morons like that shop and spend money on crap.

hot topic should be destroyed.

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coodination plus

A sarcastic term for when one preforms a rather stupid act.

Lindsey tripped over a wall, and David laughed and said "Coordination...plus."

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cancer sticks

A euphemism for filterless cigarettes, not to be confused with joints.

Pass me some cancer sticks nigga.

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gnar kill

A funny but fictional band. Bam Margera-keyboards, Jess Margera-drums, and Brandon Dicamillo-vocals

"I'll eat a piece of shit/Rather than fill my hands with mustard/WooWoo/I don't need that/I like custard"-Mustard Man

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gwenabee

a female no doubt fan who copies all of gwen stefani's hair,makeup and clothes

the concert was just a sea of blond gwenabees

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