mic

Microphone, often used in online games such as Counter-Strike. There are usually three types of people who use it:

1) The 20-year-old guy who makes good use of it by communicating with his team
2) The moron who likes to scream at people on his team, usually resulting in garbled screeching
3) The 10-year-old who barks orders at his teammates when he's losing and shouts "Yipee" when he's winning, only to sound ridiculous either way

I was on a server last night where everyone used a mic. I went to sleep with bleeding ears.

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slash

The worst kind of sleazy, unimaginative tripe in the fanfiction world, in which two males, usually canon characters, participate in homosexual activity atypical to how they're depicted in the official franchise.

Every single slash fanfiction is a disgrace to the franchise it's based off of.

And I mean every. Single. One.

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stop motion

An ancient method of creating special effects in movies, involving a meticulous process of filming a model against a green screen. Has been almost completely replaced by CGI.

Jurassic Park was almost filmed using stop motion, but ended up with CGI dinos when the producers realized that stop motion is one fugly way of doing special effects.

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xbox

One of the three current mainstream consoles. Although there is a little variety in the xbox library, it is basically a system for those who want mindless bloodbath shooters.

The Xbox is single-handed responsible for the generation of kids that are growing up thinking they are total badasses because they run over cops in Grand Theft Auto.

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WTH

Short for "What the hell." Used by pussies who don't want to say "What the fuck."

Dude: Hey
Other Dude: WTH are you doing here?
Dude: WTF is wrong with you?

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Samuel L Jackson

A black actor who's appeared in just about every movie. Ever.

When in doubt, cast Samuel L. Jackson in a supporting or leading role.

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spitball

The most ingenious projectile weapon known to man. Commonly created by taking a small piece of paper that had been balled and moistened in the mouth, placing a thin tube to the lips (such as a plastic straw or broken pen), and blowing so that the projectile passes through the tube at a high velocity until impacting in a vivid display of saliva. Over the years, the spitball has become one of the greatest threats to teachers, school administrators, nerds, and obese girls everywhere. Attempts have been made to limit the spread of this dangerous weapon, but the spitball remains prevalent because of how easy it is to create, use, and conceal.

"Oh man, Justin hit Allie in the ear with a spitball. The teacher is still trying to find out who did it!"

"Ha ha... my Dad told me about how he used to shoot spitballs into nerds' eyeglasses. That weapon is timeless."

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