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keeping the census down

relieving yourself sexually as to not be forced pull a Kobe (see Tyson style) and create an unwanted "keep a nigga baby".

Your Mom was busy, so I just spent some time keeping the census down.

by long duck dong September 4, 2003

6👍 6👎


Two Ball Lotion

Refers to Male's ejaculate. The ejaculate created by the testes and the ejaculate commonly sprayed upon the face of a female recipient. Subsequently rubbed about her face and chest as if it were lotion.

This is an example of Two Ball Lotion properly used in a sentence. Your mom, the bukake lover, can't get enough of my Two Ball Lotion

by long duck dong May 9, 2006

9👍 1👎


Cum Sucker

Dehydrated semen on a stick

Leroy be one back mo-fuckin' cum sucker

by long duck dong November 2, 2003

20👍 39👎