The best band in the universe, fronted by Danny Elfman. Danny Elfman is basically the mortal equivalent of Jesus Christ, only with more chops.
I must repent for my sins and be saved, let me play some Oingo Boingo records.
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A miserable little pile of secrets!
Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!
Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...
Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!
Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!
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A girl who goes to Mormon dances, dresses in Mormon clothes, and is just a "nice Mormon girl"... but really isn't Mormon.
Mormon guy: Want to go to a dance with me?
Nonmormon girl (Mimo): Sure!
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sell-outs with a vocalist/guitarist that thinks he's all that. everyone says he's brilliant but if you want a real guitarist listen to John Petrucci or a proper musician you sad wannabe moshers have probably never even heard of.
To the Darkness : Who the fuck do you think you are? Rory Gallagher???
To the Darkness fans : What do you think Yngwie Malmsteen is? A breakfast cereal?
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Griffo is a term for "Teh Excellant god damn person ev0r times seven"
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