Waking up next to someone the next morning who is so strikingly hideous that you are unable to become aroused. Antonym: Morning Wood.
John woke up next to a random chick that he had met at the bar and it was found he had a morning woodn't.
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1/8 of a pizza. commonly used in NY, I dunno about anywhere else... It is unnecessary to say "of pizza" following it.
Pizzaguy: What can I get you today, sir?
customer: I'd like one slice please.
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1. an entire pizza; a pizza pie. commonly used in new york!!!
2. as well as the dessert thing.
Haha, I just ordered 12 pies to be delivered to her house at 2am without her knowing!
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getting fucked really good by the biggest pimp in hood.
"mmmmm...lemme tell a lil sumin sumin, I got tricked out by mack last night and it was AMAZING"
A Motorized Wheelchair most commonly driven by the elderly and seen going to the Grand Canyon on commercials
Dude, did you see that granny riding that rascal?
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The best classic rock group in rock history. Not to mention the cutest!
The Monkees are the best and cutest rock band in rock history!
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