got me covered

Indication that the speaker has been placed in a bad or precarious situation.

You mean we gotta turn around and drive fifty miles back to your house because you forgot your medication? Man, you got me covered.

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honponce

Ass, buttocks, rear end, booty. An intentional mispronunciation of "hindparts".

That girl had the fattest honponce I've ever seen.

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