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ass pirate

one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his penis inside his partners anus and prodding around

Albert was the most notorious ass pirate in the city, all homosexuals came to him for advice.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

1113πŸ‘ 222πŸ‘Ž


hard drive

that dirty little thing in Bill gates pants that he always wants cleaned by those expensive bus stop hookers.

Bill gates asked crackhead mandy to "clean out" his hard drive for him.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

18πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


phone

that annoying thing that wakes u up in the middle of the night just because ur idiot friend broke up with her loser boyfriend.

i hate my phone i hate my phone i hate my phone!

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

1252πŸ‘ 340πŸ‘Ž


homofagtard

a menatlly challanged gay bandit.

Bob married Chris not knowing he was a homofagtard.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

7πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


5 pounds

one large cum wad

Kyle chocked on Garys 5 pounds.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

4πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


blow up doll

the cheap substitute for a date, usually considered better in bed because they lie perfectly still and never get their partner and them selves caught by moaning loudly.*note biting the blow up doll on the shoulder during sex is not advised due to the chances that u will pop ur "partner"*

Instead of dating real girls Jason took to sleeping with blow up dolls.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

276πŸ‘ 125πŸ‘Ž


sac-affixiation

the act of choking and a mans testicals and loosing air due to the large ball of pubic hair lodged in ones throat.

Molly's grandfather died of sac-affixiation

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

18πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž