tuna kebab

a word of british origin,this describes a hideous looking, fish smelling vagina.

i was all ready to bang the bitch but she pulled out a tuna kebab that knocked me sideways.

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preying mantits

a slang word of british origin,this is a play on the words "preying mantis",but to mean a guys big fat man boobs in the style of buddah

"lawrence put your shirt on you preying mantits,im about to puke this chinese up,bitch"

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bullshit merchant

someone who constantly sprout lies to sound better

Steve just bragged he had a threesome last night,the guy's such a bullshit merchant.

curbed

to embarrass yourself in front of others,in the style of Larry David from Curb your enthusiasm

"did you fuck that sloshpot last night?"
"nah i curbed myself by throwing up when i munched her"

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bunt

an ugly fat women.comes from a combination of bloater and munter

did you see that fucking bunt?she was cracking pavements as she walked

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