football whore

a football whore is when a gurl who thinks football players are hot goes to the locker room an fucks all the players on the team (football whores perfer the starters)

OMG!!! i knew delilah was a football whore!

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jim carrey

perhaps 1 of the best actors in the history of actors and is prob 1 of the best current actors

jim carrey and jerry seinfeld are my idols

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eifflel tower

a tower in paris france

da eiffel tower is big

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the finger

sign launage for FUCK YOU!!!!!

the only sign launage i kno is the finger

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KFC

a place where mainly black people go, but the kfc man is white. is that a oxymoron?

kfc kicks ass and tastes good as hell

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new york

the absoulute king of all the states, the best place to be, the best place to live, the best place to do anything. if cities and states were baseball, new york would be the yankees, meaning it is the BEST.

i LOVE new york, it is the best in the world

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jay z

1 of da greatest rappers alive and is major P-I-M-P because he is tapping beyonce(aka a fine ass female)and whoever doesnt think jay-z is raw as fuk is a cock sucking bitch and more retarded then george w bush and is a fucking fag.

person 1: jay-z is raw as fuk
person 2: ya, and hes tapping beyonce a fine ass female

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