ill

Contrary to most of the definitions found here, this is the correct one:
'ILL' : Adjective meaning 'wild' or 'crazy'. Not always derogatory, but used when something may be so outrageous so as to be unruly.
'ILLIN': Adjective or Verb. Lunatic behaviour. See above.

"The guy was drunk - he was Illin'"
"With those green and yellow clothes you look real ill."

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kermit

toilet or lavatory, bathroom (U.S)
plural, 'kermits'
Derived from cockney rhyming slang: Kermit the frog = bog

I'm dying for a dump, can I use your Kermits?

or:

I'm off to use the Kermit, won't be long.

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