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Twitter

something people are addicted to, because they have no life

Person 1: hey do you use Twitter
Person 2: no, because i got a life bitch

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019


fuck

something you can't do

girl: you wanna fuck
boy: yes but i can't

by smertieboi 2.0 February 21, 2019

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Oscar

me

Im Oscar bitch go to hellllllllllllllll

by smertieboi 2.0 February 21, 2019


Herman

A gay friend that loves Naruto and is often obese. He also likes Tai-jutsu but he sucks at it.

Friend: Hey Herman. NARUTO
Herman: Chidori! fuck yeah boy!
Friend: I hate my life. *commits suicide*

by smertieboi 2.0 February 21, 2019

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


English

A language that is famous, because of Donald Trump

Person 1: why is English so famous
Person 2: Because of Donald Trump

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019


life

something you don't have, because you spend it looking at this.

Person 1:Hey do you have a life
Person 2: i don't know

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Me

Me

Me

by smertieboi 2.0 February 22, 2019