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special ed

1. A school program made up of classes designed for mentally challenged and physically disabled children.
2. Smooth rapper/producer from the Flatbush section of Brooklyn, NY. Famous for hits like "I Got It Made", "Think About It", "The Mission", and his collaboration with Buckshot and Masta Ace on "Crooklyn" as a member of "Crooklyn Dodgers".
3. Hilarious puppet from a great show called "Crank Yankers".

1. Special ed is available at many schools.
2. "I'm your idol, the highest title, numero uno.
I'm not a Puerto Rican, but I'm speakin so that you know.
And understand; I got the gift of speech.
And it's a blessin,
So listen to the lesson I preach.
I talk sense condensed into the form of a poem
Full of knowledge from my toes to the top of my dome.
I'm kinda young--but my tongue speaks maturity.
I'm not a child; I don't need nothin for security.
I get paid when my record is played--to put it short
I got it made."
3. Como estas el yaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy?!

by some punk kid February 21, 2005

164πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


Horton's Theory of Who

A groundbreaking theory in biology developed by an elephant who saved a bunch of tiny people called "who". It states that all psychobiological life systems are diminutive in comparison to a greater, larger life system (life systems become infinitely big). In "Dexter's Laboratory", Dexter worked with this theory in order to analyze a civilization much smaller than ours.

This theory is quite prevalent in the cartoon realm.

by some punk kid May 2, 2005

31πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


theater of the absurd

Plays that veer away from the traditional convevtions of characterization, setting, and plot. Often referred to as modernist literature.

Many believe that Shakespeare's "Comedy of Errors" paved the way for the theater of the absurd.

by some punk kid May 2, 2005

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Stand and Deliver

1) Phenomenal book and documentary about Jaime Escalante and his success in turning a class of 18 barrio students struggling with basic math from East L.A. in the poor public school of Garfield High into math enthusiasts who would go on to pass the AP Calculus Exam.
2) To give a good speech or lecture.
3) To assume a sexual position.

1) Escalante's famous math enrichment program would attain an apex of 85 students and many faculty members. His ability to turn a group of poorly prepared, undisciplined students into strong calculus practitioners is a shining light into the potential of teaching capability in the area of math and, eventually, the end of math anxiety among struggling students.
2) John Edgar Wideman, famous novelist and essayist, gave an incredible lecture and preliminary text reading of his work at my university recently. He stood and delivered!
3) "Hey baby! I see you looking at my goods. Do you want a sample? . . . Come over here. Stand and Deliver!"
- Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

by some punk kid April 19, 2005

75πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


bastarf

A child born in wedlock. Obviously, the antonym of bastard.

Many years ago in the deep South, illegitimate children were labeled "bastards" on their birth certificates. They were in small numbers. Nowadays, bastarfs are found in smaller numbers than they used to be.

by some punk kid April 3, 2005

7πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Fundamental Theorem of Arithmetic

The fundamental theorem of arithmetic states that {n: n is an element of N > 1} (the set of natural numbers, or positive integers, except the number 1) can be represented uniquely apart from rearrangement as the product of one or more prime numbers (a positive integer that's divisible only by 1 and itself). This theorem is also called the unique factorization theorem and is a corollary to Euclid's first theorem, or Euclid's principle, which states that if p is a prime number and p/ab is given (a does not equal 0; b does not equal 0), then p is divisible by a or p is divisible by b.

Proof: First prove that every integer n > 1 can be written as a product of primes by using inductive reasoning. Let n = 2. Since 2 is prime, n is a product of primes. Suppose n > 2, and the above proposition is true for N < n. If n is prime, then n is a product of primes. If n is composite, then n = ab, where a < n and b < n. Therefore, a and b are products of primes. Hence, n = ab is also a product of primes. Since that has been established, we can now prove that such a product is unique (except for order). Suppose n = p sub1 * p sub2 * ... * p subk = q sub1 * q sub2 * ... * q subr, where the p's and q's are primes. If so, then p sub1 is divisible by (q sub1 * ... * q subr) by Euclid's first theorem. What is the relationship between p sub1 and one of the q's? If the r in q subr equals 1, then p sub1 = q sub1 since the only divisors of q are + or - 1 and + or - q and p > 1, making p = q. What about the other factors in the divisor? If p does not divide q, then the greatest common denominator of p and q is 1 since the only divisors of p are + or - 1 and + or - p. Thus there are integers m and n so that 1 = am + bn. Multiplying by q subr yieds q subr = amq subr + bnq subr. Since we are saying that p is divisible by q, let's say the q sub1 * q subr = cp. Then q subr = amq subr + bnq subr = amq subr + bcm = m(aq subr + bc). Therefore, p is divisible by q sub1 of q sub2 * ... * q subr. If p sub1 is divisible by q sub1, then p sub1 = q sub 1. If this does not work the first time, then repeat the argument until you find an equality. Therefore, one of the p's must equal one of the q's. In any case, rearrange the q's so that p sub1 = q sub1, then p sub1 * p sub2 * ... * p subk= p sub1 * q sub2 * ... * q subr and p sub2 * ... * p subk = q sub2 * ... * q subr, and so on. By the same argument, we can rearrange the remaining q's so that p sub2 = q sub2. Thus n can be expressed uniquely as a product of primes regardless of order, making the fundamental theorem of arithmetic true.

by some punk kid August 15, 2005

24πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


rainbow monkey

A cute type of stuffed animal from the show "Codename: Kids Next Door". They look like chimps with a rainbow fixed to their head. Each are different colors. Agent No. 3 loves them. It's actually quite fun to say.

Then let's go get ourselves a rainbow monkey.

by some punk kid April 30, 2005

46πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž