Stupid thicc

When a girl is so thicc, guys act stupid to try and get in her

Guy 1: Bruh you just made a fool of yourself in front of her
Guy 2: Sorry that girl was just stupid thicc, I don't know what I was thinking

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D and D

The creators of Game Of Thrones, David Benioff and D. B. Weiss. Although after the clusterfuck of the last season it is safe to just assume "dumb and dumber"

Jon: Did you see what D and D did to the recent Game of Thrones?

Jaime: It just gets dumb and dumber.

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Emily

The most naive girl in the world. Will believe anything you tell her. Goes on lots of Tinder dates. Only drinks White Claws, the most basic white girl possible. But book smart at least

Hey Emily, my name's Jake Rockefeller, wanna go on a date?

Emily: sounds good to me

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freudian auto-slip

A freudian slip as suggested by your keyboard suggestions or autocorrect

Guy 1: I was texting this girl and when I typed "We should" my keyboard suggested I put "fuck" even tho we hadn't hooked up yet
Guy 2: Oh damn, the ol' freudian auto-slip