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when the male genetalia resembles a coke can. common among asian males and indian females.
Q: Why is it that asians with hard-ons say ouch my nose" when they walk into a wall?
A: Beacuse they have coke can cocks
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Creatures having some semblance or connection to, or may actually be The Beast
Examples include: Satan, Lucifer, the Morningstar, Old Scratch, Old Nick, Prince of Darkness, Greg O'Reilly
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Ruthless Rob from Baltimore? Who ever heard of that fool. I suggest lookg up his name, Ruthless Rob.
Oh yeah! I know youll like it!
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Ok, Im gonna finish were the real Ruthless (definition one) left off. I really have seen this guy in concert and he is a gheymo. The highlight of his show was when Richard Simmons came out and gave him a salty pirate. He has been arrested multiple times for what he likes to call, "whip off a batch" while starring at little boys in preschool parking lots. The only good thing about him is his oldest daughter. She is hot, but dumber than bricks. She always lets me play rowdy cowboy and for that Im happy. But then there is his mom. She sufers from what Im sure you read about in definition 1, but also, she has the zactly disease. Really, its quite sad. She makes up for it though cause she looks good after an angry dragon, angry beaver, coney island special, glass bottom boat ride, or any combination there of! What a bitch man. Should I continue? And have you ever seen a rapper with a kentucky waterfall? Yeah, me either. I recommend purchasing an AK-12 and putting this loser out of his misery cause I am personally gonna be taking brown if I see this jack ass eat one more onion ring off the knob of another homeless drunk.
No example sentence need. The whole world knows how pathetic this loser is.
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A large, stupid land mammal fond of botanicals.
The campster smoked so much weed that he couldn't count to 3.
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A drink which is half vodka, half rum.
Those dongers fucked me up last night
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This lil' gem originated in west side Lawrenceville, Georgia. It was coined by the fattest, blackest, lamest man you ever saw. He was staying at that cheap hotel at the intersection of I-85 and Lawrencevill/Suwannee Rd. In a drunken stooper, he walked to the Starship next door and ran out the door wiith about $400 worth of adult videos that he had "forgotten" to pay for. When confronted by the police, he claimed he was "tore out the frame" on that red dog beer. Yeah, this guy is a loser.
Police: Hey you fat fucking sack of welfare moochin crack smokin fried chicken eatin watermelon lovin slob...you going to pay for those kiddie pron videos?
Suspect: Calm down playa! Im just tore out the frame on dat red dog yo. I was just wantin' to go back to my room and whip off a batch!
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