Wendy

The name of the meth head prostitute on the show Breaking Bad. Wendy is a fiend hooked on root bear, and you know, meth. Wendy also has a nice pair of “pearly whites”, as noted by Hank in season one of the show.

Hank: How much do you charge for a windy Wendy?

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iya

Abbreviation of “in your area” meaning you are near or close to the other party, typically used to express a desire to meetup with the other party.

John: *text* “iya”
Dan: *text* “okay let’s meet at the Starbucks”

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Link

To hookup.

John: Wanna link?
Mike: Bet.

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CWM

Short for “cool with me”.

John: Wanna meetup in an hour?
Jake: cwm

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istmfg

Abbreviation of I Swear To Mother Fucking God. Similar to “I Swear To Fucking God” istfg, in that it is an escalation of the original term “I Swear To God” istg. A very dramatic phrase to be used only in exceptional circumstances.

John: I wrecked my car
Dave: ISTG John, again?
John: I hit yours.
Dave: ISTMFG

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alza

A term for the drug Concerta, derived from the pill’s signature stamp “alza” which is followed by a number indicating it’s strength in number of milligrams of methylphenidate.

John: Got that alza man? I need to study all night tonight.

Dan: You bet man, I’ve got some 36’ers.

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St. Louie

A slang term for the city of St. Louis in Missouri. Popularized by St. Louis native rapper Nelly who produced a song in 2000 titled “St. Louie”.

Nelly: “Mmmmm you can find me in St. Louie

Where the gun play ring all day (nanana)

Some got jobs and some sell yea'

Others just smoke and fuck all day…”

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