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fullofshiticus

In Roman time, politicians were this

President Trump is fullofshiticus

by tirtle March 22, 2017

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Hillaremails

A communication that includes all manners of personal and professional information regardless of who reads it.

I was fired from work because I sent too many hillaremails.

by tirtle October 30, 2016

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Shitarian

AN EXPERT ON ALL TYPES OF BOWL MOVEMENTS.

Melit: That guy really knows his shit.
Schmelit: He should, he's a shitarian.

by tirtle July 2, 2018


Anals of history

Accomplished assholes who have contributed to the common good.

Toilet paper inventor Joseph Gayetty will go down in the anals of history

by tirtle June 12, 2018


dickdaphone

The phone you use to call dicks.

``Hey asshole, did you call that schmuck yet? No, I'm waiting for you to get off the dickdaphone.''

by tirtle December 12, 2017


lady knob

the underbelly cooter-scooter of a female being.

I asked Emily if i could eat her lady knob and she said no.

by tirtle August 7, 2017


Sim Sa La Bim

Osama Bin Laden's lesser known brother who does magic tricks

Now trying to enter the country, Sim Sa La Bim

by tirtle March 8, 2017

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