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synonym for horny bc we donât like the h word
âIâm seeing him tomorrow and Iâm feeling super non-virginalâ
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whenever youâre doing stupid, unexplainable shit, youâre definitely experiencing crackhead hours. often, they begin as a result of being sleep deprived or just being really fucking stupid
*Note: Crackhead hours experiences range from person to person and are often heightened by the presence of friends.
Crackhead hours hit hard last night- I was deadass swimming on the floor.
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what you call two girls who have boobs that are the same size and shape
*sends pic of tits*
âOmg weâre titty twins. Mine are literally identical!â
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a nickname for the boy we all fall for at the beach... tan, toned abs, confident, & adventurous
he makes you dream about what you two could be, a perfect summer beach fling.. if you had the balls to approach him that is
Imagine watching this sunset with pink shorts ðð
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an og sender and old soul who partied a little too hard in the 60s, traveled the world as a writer and photographer and now teaches teens at a school for hippies in the Northwoods
Quotes from Jeff:
âIf you remember the 60s, you werenât thereâ
âI donât know how to pass out papers, I never went to teacher schoolâ
*throws papers across the room for students*
âIâm an english teacher and that looks like about 12ft to me,â says Jeff as he instructs his students to climb 50ft up a tree for an english lesson
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what you say when something is perfect and really just hits the spot
*hits joint*
âDamn thatâs the shitâ
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that light, fuzzy feeling you get in your chest after sipping 1-2 glasses of wine quickly
A glass of cabernet after a long day always makes me feel wine warm