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A term to describe someone who has been drinking booze for so many years that their elbow is bent to the shape of holding a glass and raising it toward their mouth to drink.
That Ted Kennedy guy looks pretty rummy and he definitely has the "Cutty Arm."
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Someone with a huge acne problem or has a bad complexion.
Megan's face has so many zits that she is nothing more than a bacteria face.
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When someone is immune to being arrested by the police because they are too filthy to touch. Typically, this would be a skid row bum who stinks to high heaven that has pissed their pants and has a black alcohol turd smeared on their ass and is carrying everything they own in a shopping cart.
Unless the person is wanted for a mass murder, the police will not arrest or frisk such a person nor place them in the back seat of their cruiser to smell it up.
Hey partner, I don't care if that filthy bum stole that bottle of Thunderbird, as far as we are concerned he is arrest proof and he can walk!
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You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.
Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.
Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.
That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.
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A small, insignificant turd that is produced while being somewhat constipated. You have been sitting on the throne for a significant amount of time just grunting, huffing, puffing and pushing and all you get is these tiny, round hard innocent little turd balls known as "Sunday school turds."
Man, I think all that cheese plugged me up. No matter how much I felt that I needed to poop, all that would come out was just a couple little Sunday school turds!
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A prison or jail uniform with black stripes.
They brought Leroy into the court room in his striped pajamas and that alone was enough to find him guilty.
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