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Spanish slang phrase for, "that bitch has a hideous face!" Literal translation: Face of a thousand hits!
Guy1 ask, "te la cojes a esa vieja?"
Guy2 says, "tiene cara de mil putasos pero si me la echo!"
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Sending someone a picture of your genitals. It is credited to Milwaukee (Mil Town) because of Milwaukee's connection to sausages.
Yo, I sent Kevin a Mil Town Shout out yesterday. Dude was pissed.
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Barneys fucking dream come true he would spunk all over her
"oh Mils xx let me cum in ur ear "
Yeah it's over,
You can bet in mid-October,
I will still be ranting bout most early may.
Yeah he's a winner
He's a god damned sinner.
While he dines I'm on the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumbling after
You're the reason
I cannot forget this season
Or the letter when you first referred to eight.
And I said
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
You walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning.
It's not easy to know
Yeah it's over,
You can bet when mid-October ends,
I'll still be ranting bout most early may.
So yeah, he's a winner,
He's a goddamn sinner,
While he dines I'm in the wrong side of the day
And I said,
I don't understand why I'm fumblin' after
Yeah you're the reason i cannot forget this season.
Or the lesson how an Ape shall not kill Ape
And I said...
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to know
I'm going under
You can trust a man who's a governor,
Ape can't trust man.
You can trust a man with a gun at all,
Ape can't trust man.
It's a Calypso, but it's not easy to know.
you walk around with your shoulders down
Frowning
It's not easy to know
It's just a tango
But it's not easy to choke,
I walk around with my horns down now,
But it's not easy to choke
How could you win?
If you know he's back to blame
Knowing you're right, won't you wait?
Ape Dos Mil
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I fine specimen of a mature woman. Acts shy but when she goes down on you it's like she's giving your junk a secret handshake like a long lost friend she hasn't seen in a while. She likes nothing more than to Netflix and chill with a nice glass of vino. Whenever you're lonely be sure to hit up Blair's mil.
After the golf course I need to stop at Blair's MIL's house for A quick game of hide the salami.
The relationship app you're secretly thankful for.
I am thankful to have found my person on Dil Mil.
I am thankful that I WILL find my person on Dil Mil.
Amsing Jorabat is quite an infamous place in Guwahati Assam, mainly for its lawlessness. It is ruled by a student from a public school fyi.
When once asked by his class teacher for his home address, he replies "Satgaon, Amsing Jorabat". Quite an interesting personality so to speak
This phrase can be used as a means to threaten someone to come to Amsing Jorabat to beat them up by taking help of that student's (also called Night Ruler of Amsing Jorabat) gang members .
Never underestimate a guy/girl saying "Amsing Jorabat mein mil baal" because it is meant to be taken for granted but it's also "their" intention, get it?
Example: Amsing Jorabat mein mil baal, waha hi gaar dega
(Come meet me in Amsing Jorabat, we'll bury you there)