Cia

Cia's are short as hell. They are so fucking short and built like a smurf. Cia's are so small. They are basically a minion.

person 1: Who is that short ass tiny smurf looking girl?
person 2 : Oh Cia? She is literally a smurf.

CIA MAGIC

When someone goes missing and every one who knew them suddenly stops knowing them

Jeff knew to much, so we used some CIA Magic

CIA renita

When auto correct gets in the way and you want to be mad

Ah bloody CIA renita

Damn the CIA

Who the fuck needs the meaning for Damn the CIA when all they do is steal resources and fuck terrorists and do several war crimes?

Damn the CIA!

Cia shien

Cia shien is such sexy girl with a cute smile.Shes talented and is an A+++ student. She is the type of girl that says :” hey! Wanna hang?” To every boy and never gets rejected

“Cia shien is lookin fineeee todayyy 😍”